if you want your 828 lb turkey to be ready in time for thanksgiving now's about the time to take it out of the freezer

because Mindy Kaling fetishies white men

Fuck, I do too. They’re the color of cum 🤤 I just wanna lick a white man again so bad but last time I did that I got arrested 😂😂 he did not like that one bit LOL

i've heard people say that tumblr is a free website but i don't think that's true. it doesn't cost money but you pay in other ways

bucky barnes + blue outfits

— Can I get a hand?

Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023) dev. by Capcom

American trans men prior to the mid 20th century were like. I’m going to get into shootouts with the sheriff. I’m going to date 5 women at once. I’m going to drive a stage coach at 60 mph. I will be a menace to society. And I will be so sexy and cool while doing it.